They're here.
I watched the opening ceremony with my roommate and her colleagues/friends in a bar at a foreigner-friendly shopping mall. It was fun watching the Parade of Nations with people from all over the world - Venezuela, Colombia, Russia and Germany all got big shout-outs as they entered the stadium.
Since then, though, all this patriotism has become a little tiresome. The women's gymnastics final happened to be on in the lunch hall at work on Wednesday, and everyone was watching, oohing and aahing as the Chinese team wrapped up the balance beam rotation. Then it was on to the floor. When the USA's Alicia Sacramone fell during her performance, many people in the room clapped and laughed. I know they wanted their country to win and Sacramone's slip-up all but guaranteed China its first women's team gold, but I still thought it was incredibly mean-spirited.
Maybe that's why I started to think about buying Olympic tickets. They're all sold out, of course, though you wouldn't know it from all the empty seats on TV. But there are always the scalpers. Olympic entrepreneurs stand outside venues and post classified ads, selling official tickets and occasional fakes for
exorbitant prices. As I scrolled through the online ads, however, it occurred to me that there really isn't anything I'd pay (especially overpay) to see. I mean, gymnastics or diving would be fun and I wouldn't mind seeing the Bird's Nest, but why do I have to watch these events in person? It's not like I pay attention to them outside the Olympics. If I really cared, I would have made an effort to buy tickets earlier.
In other news, I'm almost finished jumping through the various bureaucratic hoops the Chinese have put in place to beat the spirit out of any foreigner who tries to live here. To recap:
1) Spending several hours the day I arrived looking for my local police station so I could apply for a temporary residence permit, only to find out I should have brought my lease;
2) Returning to the police station the next day with my lease, only to find out my apartment is not registered with the city and thus I would be ineligible for a temporary residence permit if I stayed at that apartment;
3) Being told by my company that I had to move;
4) Trotting out after work every day for a week to look at other apartments, all of which paled in comparison to my current one;
5) Giving up on the apartment hunt in despair;
6) Spending about an hour looking for the Beijing International Travel Health Care Center so I could hand in my medical records from home and receive my health certificate, only to realize once I arrived that I had left several key documents at home;
7) Going home to get them;
8) Returning to the health care center with complete documentation, only to find out I needed the original lab report, not a copy, and would have to pay RMB 600 to redo everything onsite;
9) Going to the police station with my roommate's friend, who very kindly agreed to say I live with her so I could get my temporary residence permit and stay in my current apartment (thank God);
10) With health certificate and temporary residence permit in hand, going to the Exit/Entry Administration to apply for my year-long visa, only to find out there were no more blank pages in my passport;
11) Going to the U.S. embassy to fix that;
12) Returning to the Exit/Entry Administration, where hopefully I'll pick up my visa next week.
What really irks me about these rules is that people just bypass them when they become inconvenient. It's actually quite common for both foreigners and Chinese to say they're living somewhere else. Foreigners are supposed to apply for their temporary residence permit within 24 hours after arrival, and I was worried that I would be fined for showing up at the police station two weeks past that. My roommate's friend explained to the police officer that she had burned her feet with scalding water, and that's why we hadn't been able to come earlier. It seemed to me a risky excuse, although she did actually burn her feet. But he accepted it and waived the fine, either believing she had told the truth or, more likely, not caring. That's the way things go here.
China Fun Fact: China spent about $42 billion on these Olympic Games, mostly on public transportation and other infrastructure projects.